The Blogger

Blogger /ˈblɒɡə/ n. "Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity." - Maddox

"A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity" - Urban Dictionary (warning: this site can be a bit obscene)

This blogger went to university where he studied English Literature. He enjoys the odd book, and writes about them here. He now imparts the little that he learnt onto the young and vulnerable minds of the next generation. Yes, he is an English teacher.

Being a glutton for punishment, he wrote his dissertation on Chaucer's poetry, including a text he didn't read all the way through. He likes a wide range of literature, everything really except James Joyce, Restoration plays and Wuthering Heights. He really, really hates Wuthering Heights.

He also has a twin, that should write more on his blog but doesn't.